Hello, Elon

from: ady.h@diva.com

to: HR@opm.gov

Hello Elon,

Nice to meet you this way. This week I have accomplished:

1. I restrained myself from punching a stupid boomer who was rude to me at a restaurant at the airport of Phuket. Also, Thai food sucks, but the fruit was nice.

2. I've met my brother who I haven't seen for six years, and he's been actually very kind to me and his friends as well.

3. I've been doom-scrolling the news, where an orange overweight Voldemort and his middle-aged autistic Dolores Umbridge ordered all the government employees for further inspection. I bet his Horcruxes are: a TV remote, a hamburger, one of the breast implants of his robotic wife in chief, some USB sticks with compromising records on them and autotan creme tubes. Some like it gold.

4. I've been contemplating how stupidity has received an incomprehensible forum through self - reinforcing bubbles and the internet, that personally have helped to build. I regret doing that, but I regret the rise of mediocracy even more. At least real (sort of) Voldemort was smart.

5. It's painful to see how the world repeats all the mistakes made when WW1 started, we have not learned anything, and we will pay for our mistakes. It's heartbreaking to see decades of progress in politics and humanity rolling back, to see how none of the lessons of the 20th century were learned. We are all doomed because this time the maniac has access to nuclear weapons and has a brain the size of a chicken nugget, that he obviously enjoys so often.

Sincerely yours,

Ady H. Diva,

Dutch Ministry of Magic